HOLY COW!!! MOMMY WAY UNDER SOLD THESE BOYS THAT LIVE IN OUR HOUSE!!!!
I mean these guys are exhausting!!! Sometimes the little one that Mommy and Daddy call Ryan, Ry Ry, HEY YOU, Baby Ry Ry -- I am still not exactly sure what his real name is -- likes to climb into MY swing. I am not really sure who he thinks he is, but it is very apparent that the swing is for ME and NO ONE else. So I have had a couple of chats with Ry Ry about this invasion of my swing. I think he is getting the picture.
Mommy and Daddy have been doing a real good job making sure I eat. I tried telling those doctors and nurses at the hospital that I was not hungry every 3 hours. I even tried sleeping as long as I could so they would not wake me up because I was just not hungry. So when I came home mommy and daddy solved that problem. The only thing that I have to do now is to start crying and scream real loud and they come running with a new bottle full of milk. It is an amazing system!! I still have not perfected the drinking from the bottle though. I have been growing up so big that they keep putting more milk in that bottle!
Right now when I scream and they come running with a bottle it has 130 mls in the bottle. I have learned quickly from my daddy that when you order a drink you are supposed to drink every last drop of what you ordered. In fact, daddy has super special bottles that are shiny and silver. I even think they have mountains on them! But the best part is when he screams and cries for another bottle -- mommy doesn't come running at all like she does for me!! Hahaha daddy!!!
Daddy and I are in a bit of a completion right now though. He showed me how he drinks all his bottle, so I showed him 5 times already how I drink my entire bottle and do not even have to use my feeding tube!!! Mommy keeps talking about wanting to pull the feeding tube out and let me really show daddy how its done.
She don't think she knows how competitive I am, so I think tomorrow I am gonna have her bump the bottle up to 150 mls and see what happens!!! LET'S GO!!
My brothers are super funny too! I love hanging out with them because they make me laugh like crazy! Sometimes it is just me and Mason and he likes to sing to me and we play with my toys by the Christmas tree. Tonight they had a real fun time while they were taking a bath. I was soo jealous! Uncle Matt helped to put them in the bath and when uncle Matt walked out of the room for a minute Mason (that crazy guy) jumped out of the tub and locked the door to the bathroom. I could hear him and HEY YOU in there splashing around and having so much fun!!
Mommy went to see what they were doing and she was surprised when the door was locked, but I saw Mason do it. She could hear how much fun they were having -- even with the door closed!
Once Mason came and opened the door mommy's voice got really loud!! She must have been really excited to see how much fun they were having. Again, I got really jealous! But then I heard mommy yell for daddy and say "Bring some towels - NOW"!!
I guess Mason and Baby Ry Ry were spraying water all over the floor, walls, ceiling, everywhere... Mason was actually out of the bathtub rolling around on the floor in the bathroom yelling "WATERPARK, WATERPARK" while Ryan was pouring buckets of water on him from the bathtub.
I cannot wait until I get to take a bath with them -- these guys know how to have a good time, as I said mommy WAY undersold these two...
Daddy brought as many towels as he could, but eventually had to go to the garage and get a big vacuum that sucks up water. He used it on the bathroom floor and then went into the basement and had to use it there too. That thing was really loud and scared me, I did not like it.
It is getting late and I just finished my 6th full bottle in the past 2 days, so I am gonna hit the hay. I hope that if I keep drinking the full bottles that mommy and daddy will take this feeding tube out by the weekend.
I can do it, I know I can...